Friday, July 2, 2010

Woot! I'm Back!

Hi, all. It's true... I'm baaaack!

The move went smoothly, and I'm unpacking boxes daily and getting my new digs all nice and homey and most importantly...very ME. Soon, I will have a lair that befits Lady Nightblade (I believe I posted an explanation of that alter-ego name for myself a while back. You can find it in the archives.)

I should probably blog some hilarious insights about the process of moving. Off the top of my head, though, I got nothing. This is probably due to a combination of (a) fatigue resulting from packing, toting, downstairs, upstairs, inside, unpacking; AND (b) Holiday Weekend-itis, the wellknown affliction affecting full-time workers everywhere on the Friday before a long holiday weekend. But I will soon reassume my task of finding the funny in the everyday.

Really...I'll write something brilliant this weekend. Brilliant, I tell you! Brilliant.

In the meantime, try to read every review of The Last Airbender that you possibly can. Poor M. Night Shamalan. (Shaymalan? Shlaymayan? Mayan? Schlemeiel-Schlamazel? I'm not sure how you spell it.) Anyway...poor guy has managed to something you don't see very often. He peaked his directing career with his first movie and has gone slowly but steadily downhill ever since.

His movies no longer inspire film lovers. But they do inspire some great satire! Some of the funniest lines I've ever read, I've read about his latest movie by disgusted movie critics who are wishing they pulled their eyes out before they went in to watch The Last Airbender. I love it.

Happy Fourth of July, people! Enjoy the holiday along with me, and then stop by TheChipperMuse for my uniquely brilliant, funny, insightful writing on July 6.

Thanks for your support!

The Chipper Muse ;D